Hoosier Brother

Happy Birthday America, Sorry Your Party Sucks

The brothers discuss the triumph of Joey Chestnut, specialty cups and/or Egyptian liver containers now available at Dunkin, apple pie is back (at McD's), Sony announces the end of physical games, Kelsey Pfendler shatters the world record for rowing from Cali to Hawai'i, the Great American State Fair wasn't that great, Supreme Court did a good thing, DSA candidates are winning and Democrats hate it. Plus they roll for America's Hope or Fear for the next 250!

That's Not Very Cowabunga

The brothers discuss the TMNT pizzeria, Pizza Hut being sold off for parts, problems with the Digital Circus fandom, sports, war were undeclared (maybe), and the reflecting pool isn't looking so great. Plus, a round of Paper, Rock, Scissors!

Extra Tall Beers & Extra Manly Cereal

The brothers discuss the Coors Taller Boy, Man Cereal (cereal for men{but also women}), Hello Kitty Spam, the success of indie horror, the hate for the new God of War, the end of Destiny 2, Trump gets booed again, Iran gets bombed again, and Spencer Pratt gets the boot again. Plus, a new Quest!

Would Glenn Shadix Lie to Us?

The brothers discuss Wendy's not doing so hot, Ronald McDonald losing his star power, pickle smoothies, Pokemon x Pepsi: Gotta drink em all, AI is gonna make your games and movies, Wizards of the Coast seems intent on making DnD worse, smoke weed - get crypto, Trump drops his IRS lawsuit while setting up a fund for J6ers, the Iran war has decimated our world standing, the Supreme Court guts the Voting Rights Act and the South has maps ready to screw voters, and Donnie goes to China. Plus, a new Quest!

The Adventures of Glup Shytto

The brothers discuss Star Wars, Prego wants your secrets, restaurants struggling, McD's taking away self serve soda, a new and much worse Apprentice is in the works, how much store credit will GameStop offer for Ebay, R.I.P. to Spirit and AskJeeves, someone tried to kill Trump again, war is hell, and Rudy Giuliani might soon join Spirit and Jeeves! Plus, an epic Paper Rock Scissors match (is discussed)!

Hoosier Dews & Don'ts

The brothers discuss the downfall of Boston Market, their propaganda quests, Mountain Dew cranks the patriotism to 11, Coyote Vs. ACME is gonna see the light of day after too long, the new Last Airbender movie saw it too soon, and the Sydney Sweeney - Gundam movie maybe shouldn't see it at all. Plus, Iran War, Kash trying to drink his way to an early retirement, the weirdness of RFK, Jr., and the greediness of Mike Braun. And Fear vs. Hope!

AI & Bondi are Out, Heists & Huge Fake Tits are In

The brothers discuss a Hoosier councilman is attacked over data centers, the great KitKat Heist, BK AI, the death of Sora (and hopefully all of AI), the company behind Fortnite cuts 1000 jobs despite turning a profit, the consequences of booking Kanye, war in Iran, Bondi is out, giant bazooms are in. And they get a new Quest to undertake!

Live Mas, While You Can!

In this episode the brothers discuss the life changing Live Mas event, the trial of Afroman, AI bringing Val Kilmer back from the dead, death coming for celebs and the metaverse, and the clusterfuck in Iran. Plus they roll for hope or fear!

War were Declared (Sorta)

The brothers discuss the hilariously viral launch of McD's new "product," Dunkin offers a bucket of coffee and some fighting words for RFK Jr., Temu has "meat," Papa John's ain't doing so hot, the latest in bizarre product combinations, Wizards pf the Coast is up to fuckery, the legendary Bruce Campbell has cancer, Highground is dead, war were declared but not really so it's ok, Noem is out and Markwayne is in, and child labor is making a comeback to the Hoosier state!

Shitty Beer, Video Games, Sportsmanship, & More

In the premiere episode of Season 4, the brothers discuss a new "shitty" beer, McDonald's Caviar crash, High Guard = Concord 2.0, the Olympics, Dana Terrace's new show "Knights of Guinevere" gets picked up, the RFK Jr. & Kid Rock team-up, Prince Andrew arrested, tariffs nullified and immediately replaced, and possible war with Iran. Then they roll a quest on Morton's List to complete before the next episode.