The Real World is an Onion Article Come to Life

The brothers discuss Wendy's new sandwich is here and we have notes, Sprite Tea, the murder of Jonathan Joss, Randy Pitchford says real fans have money, 50 Cent tries to dissuade Trump from pardoning Diddy, Musk leaves the White House and almost immediately starts shit, and Trump shares a deranged Biden conspiracy. They also rename Palantir.